European Union Plans Post-Brexit Invasion of the UK to Restore Democracy and Personal Freedoms

Get ready for “New Europe…”


A cunning little plan is underway in the hallowed halls of Brussels, to restore sanity to the nation of Britain as its residents continue to defy logic and common sense, and vote their way back to the 1970s with it’s mass unemployment and broken economy.

As the final Brexit withdrawal date looms large, the EU, in a moment of extreme compassion have decided that the best option is to let the madness play out a little longer, then invade England and bring balance to the force (or something similar).

As Britain’s incompetent Conservative party continue to hoodwink and swindle the nation, the EU believes a short, sharp, military shock will awaken enough of the population from their self-imposed slumber to realise that the political playing-field is rigged and corrupted by the 1% at the expense of everyone else.

Under the plan, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland would remain exactly as they currently are, but England would be re-named “New Europe” as a reminder of the dark days of Brexit where citizens of the DisUnited Kingdom voted to apply sanctions on themselves and remove personal liberties.

We wait with baited breath.


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