President-elect Joe Biden has broken his foot after repeatedly kicking outgoing president Donald Trump’s ass. In what has been described as another savage beating of Donald Trump at the hands (or feet) of Joe Biden, concerns have been raised about the president’s mental well-being (again).
Describing the incident, Joe Biden said,
“I moved on him like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. I heard he was crying. Then all of a sudden I see him, his big girdle-squeezed tits. He totally changed his diaper.
You know, I’m automatically attracted to beating the hell out of career criminals—I just start kicking them. It’s like a magnet. Just kick. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. I grabbed him by his pussy, and then I kicked his ass.”
When asked about the event, Donald Trump sobbed, and muttered something incoherent.
Joe Biden is expected to make a full and fruitful recovery. Donald Trump – not so much.