Joe Biden Offers To Get in the Ring and Fight Donald Trump for the Presidency

Mano-a-Mano...


The 2020 Presidential race was the most divisive election in living memory. But despite votes in swing states being counted and re-counted (and re-counted) resulting in an overwhelming victory for Joe Biden, the incumbent president refuses to accept his defeat.

The insanity of Donald Trump’s administration continues with baseless claims of electoral fraud, and dozens of lawsuits being filed to over-turn the results, and one man has had enough.

“Big Joe Biden” is that man. In a telephone call to the White House, Biden told Trump, “That’s it. You and me in the ring, stripped to the waist, fighting like men… Winner takes the Presidency”

The morbidly obese Trump refused the offer because Team Biden insisted on a “no-diaper, no-girdle” clause, and Trump couldn’t face the inevitable humiliation “no-diaper” would bring, nor the embarassment of “no-girdle.” Apparently Trump looks like the boxer, Butterbean, without his girdle.

So what could have been a glorious “fight-night” for America’s soul, will now be settled the old-fashioned way, through the democratic counting of votes, in the way the Founding Fathers intended; but boy must they have regretted not including a cage-match option into the Constitution.


Like it? Share with your friends!

Amy "The Scoop" Scoeper
Writer of Truths and Mistruths
Choose A Format
Personality quiz
Series of questions that intends to reveal something about the personality
Trivia quiz
Series of questions with right and wrong answers that intends to check knowledge
Poll
Voting to make decisions or determine opinions
Story
Formatted Text with Embeds and Visuals
List
The Classic Internet Listicles
Countdown
The Classic Internet Countdowns
Open List
Submit your own item and vote up for the best submission
Ranked List
Upvote or downvote to decide the best list item
Meme
Upload your own images to make custom memes
Video
Youtube, Vimeo or Vine Embeds
Audio
Soundcloud or Mixcloud Embeds
Image
Photo or GIF
Gif
GIF format