The 2020 Presidential race was the most divisive election in living memory. But despite votes in swing states being counted and re-counted (and re-counted) resulting in an overwhelming victory for Joe Biden, the incumbent president refuses to accept his defeat.
The insanity of Donald Trump’s administration continues with baseless claims of electoral fraud, and dozens of lawsuits being filed to over-turn the results, and one man has had enough.
“Big Joe Biden” is that man. In a telephone call to the White House, Biden told Trump, “That’s it. You and me in the ring, stripped to the waist, fighting like men… Winner takes the Presidency”
The morbidly obese Trump refused the offer because Team Biden insisted on a “no-diaper, no-girdle” clause, and Trump couldn’t face the inevitable humiliation “no-diaper” would bring, nor the embarassment of “no-girdle.” Apparently Trump looks like the boxer, Butterbean, without his girdle.
So what could have been a glorious “fight-night” for America’s soul, will now be settled the old-fashioned way, through the democratic counting of votes, in the way the Founding Fathers intended; but boy must they have regretted not including a cage-match option into the Constitution.